"Did you want to sleep more? 'Cause...you just used a duck as a pillow."

(with complete sincerity) "You missed out: For three days I had a bar stool here. It was wonderful."

On helmet hair.

"Whereas if I were to [wear a bike helmet] I would look like a chimp. (brighter) A champ! (cosnidering more carefully) Or a chump. [beat] Chimp, champ chump. (recognizing a pattern) Chomp!! (philosophically) Why isn't there a 'chemp'?"

(07/05)

Not much to say about this except that these things were yelled out during a game of Guesstures (a glorified Charades):

"Food closet!"
(this came after "fridge", "cupboard", "pantry", "freezer", etc.)

"Timble tack!"
(they meant some kinda cross between thumb tack and thimble, I think)


(18/04)

18:06 05/05/11

Out-of-the-blue text:
"Lololololo. 'More baked than a Tandoori chicken.'"

[I realize it's a quote from last night's Colbert Report about people smoking the weed growing outside the building where Bin Laden was found so that if a local said, "I just saw Bin Laden!" his friend would say, "Dude, you're just being paranoid."]

"Hah. THAT'S what you're laughing at?? Is that the bit about the weed growing outside the compound?"

"Yeah"
"Hahaha"

[At this point I realize I've heard just about every weed joke there is so I didn't retain most of what Colby said during that bit. And he said so many funnier things!]

(Reasoning the difference in senses of humor) "I think you might be a stoner at heart."

"I'd say I'm a stoner at lung."