28 November 2011

"Did you meet the new girl?"

"Briefly."

"Is she dumb?"

"I don't know; I only shook her hand."

"Yeah, but was it a dumb handshake?"

[22]/11

25 November 2011

"'What did you do today?'

"'I played the tuba and got some roses. It was a hell of a day.'"

24/11