I don't even remember the context of this one.

"You're gonna make this a wonderful thing--like the royal wedding... with Lady Pretty-Lady and Prince What's-His-Teeth."

(S.1 E.16 "Up All Night")

The Colbster

"Now, I haven't seen [The Artist].  I don't watch any movies that don't have '2' or 'Furious' in the title."

(27/02)

"Yes.  500-Hour Energy.  I drank one of these in 2005 and just recently resumed blinking."

(28/02)

From a show I can't watch.

"It's the new fragrance I designed.  It's called 'Desire' but with a Z instead of the second E."  [Shows label which reads 'DESIRZ'.]

"What's it supposed to smell like?"

"All my favorite things!  The Knicks, a mop from a strip club, a carefree hobo, a crate with a new giraffe in it and broccoli!"

(S.6 E.16 "Nothing Left to Lose" 30 Rock)

From "The Office" (2005-present), a wonderful short-term character played by Catherine Tate:

"'Take their job but don't take their balls.'  Margaret Thatcher said that.  Probably.  Don't know.  Don't read.  Didn't see the movie."

--Nellie Bertram
(S8.E.21 "Angry Andy")

It's almost like Colbmutiny.

Jon Stewart's imitative rhetoric of a man who claims to eat a lot: "I throw down like a horse with a tapeworm."

18/04/12

"Compared to beards, FIRE is new."

10/04

First of what I hope are many Jon Stewart quotes.

"That is the mistake I've made in my acting career: I've had my films released."

26/01