I have too many notes of quotes on my phone. This is happening.

"'Sacra' comes from 'sacred' in Latin which means 'artificial sweetener' which is why all of Augustine's teeth fell out."

13/09/13

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I asked how a particular online daily devo was being distributed. I was told:

"It's being beamed all over the world through the magic of snail mail."

05/09/13

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Because Satan is the father of all lies.

"You never know what his ellipses mean."

03/10/13