"What would be your best Secret Santa gift, if you could have anything?"

"[For] fifteen dollars? .... A dollar-a-minute hug."

Watching Kevin McAllister pour kerosene into a toilet bowl: "See? THIS is why we shouldn't have been allowed to watch this as kids, not because he disrespects his parents for five minutes at the beginning of the movie. He's a ten-year-old who sets adults on fire."

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