I have too many notes of quotes on my phone. This is happening.

"'Sacra' comes from 'sacred' in Latin which means 'artificial sweetener' which is why all of Augustine's teeth fell out."

13/09/13

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I asked how a particular online daily devo was being distributed. I was told:

"It's being beamed all over the world through the magic of snail mail."

05/09/13

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Because Satan is the father of all lies.

"You never know what his ellipses mean."

03/10/13

"There's only so much square footage anyone should have of anything."

"That's quoteworthy."

"Except for quotes."

24/01

Oh, Colbs.

"Folks, you know I've never liked chess.  I'm a traditionalist.  If I want to lose to a computer at something, I'll just try to update Windows."

(25/09)

I forgot how clever Colbert is.

"Now, nation, there are some people who complain that political discourse in this country has become too polarised, overheated. Well, I hope those people get shot."

(26/09)

"I am a big supporter of great ideas never being implemented."

Things that happen when I call my boss to ask a serious question.

"And if you have access to a lathe, you could make a cross-shaped manger."

From a show within a show.

I believe it was on "The Simpsons" (1989-present) they had a sort of "Sesame Street" parody.  And at its conclusion they gave the following credit:

"[showing this symbol: ü] This episode is brought to you by the symbol umlaut [then showing this: e] and the number e. Not the letter, but the number e, whose exponential function is the derivative of itself."