"Also, thank you for reminding me that I need to have a copy of Jabberwocky printed and ready to go if for no other reason than to confuse kids."

"Thunder snow. That's when snow has a three-way with thunder and lightning. Just like a regular three-way: it feels unnatural and makes the dog hide."

(27/01/11)

My grandfather, about my grandmother: "I wouldn't trade her in for a blind dog."

"Red Brick -what?"
"Did you just say, 'Bread Brick'? ... It's called a loaf."

(04/02/11)

"I've been told on multiple occasions that, in general, men are not complicated compared to women."
"DNA is not complicated compare to women."

(05/02/11)

"Are you distraught?"
"No, I'm delivery."

(07/02/11)

"Oh, Febreeze. What problems can't you solve?"

"How was your day? Good? Bad? Ugly? Cowboy movie?"

(07/02/11)